After two and a half beers, I feel borderline fluent in Chinese.
My tones improve. My words flow. I even gesture like a native. It’s like someone unlocked the language settings in my brain.
One sip more… and it all collapses. Slurred grammar. Rogue tones. A conversational car crash.
I’ve always joked about this effect. Turns out, someone’s studied it - and the findings are fascinating (and a bit dangerous).
What the research says
Fifty German students, all learning Dutch, were split into two groups. One had a small beer. The other had a non-alcoholic drink.
They each spoke to a native Dutch speaker. Later, those speakers rated the students' performance.
The result? The beer drinkers had noticeably better pronunciation.
But here’s the twist: the students themselves didn’t feel they’d spoken better. Only the observers thought so.
The real reason it works
So what changed?
Not vocabulary. Not grammar. Not fluency.
Just pronunciation - and only as rated by other people.
That suggests the real benefit wasn’t linguistic. It was psychological.
Alcohol reduced self-consciousness, and that’s what made the speech sound better. Not clearer language - just fewer nerves.
Why this matters (and what to avoid)
Let’s be honest: speaking a new language can be terrifying. Especially for adult learners. And if a drink takes the edge off, isn’t that worth considering?
Well… no. Here’s why:
The effect only works with low alcohol doses.
More alcohol makes things worse, not better.
The improvements were limited to pronunciation.
And most importantly - using alcohol to reduce anxiety is a slippery slope.
It’s a shortcut that solves the wrong problem. One that can lead to long-term dependency and cultural missteps.
Also: your school will probably lose its mind if you suggest a class trip to the pub.
What to try instead
If you're living abroad and feel the urge to “loosen up” with a drink before speaking the local language, you’re not alone. But there are better ways to build confidence — ones that don’t come with hangovers.
Here are some teacher-tested strategies that actually work:
Breathe
Take a few deep, slow breaths before speaking. Sounds simple. It works.Visualise
Picture a successful conversation in your head first. This primes your brain for fluency.Go low-pressure
Chat with friends or use anonymous tools like ChatGPT to practise without fear.Laugh it off
Storytelling, humour, and silliness reduce tension. Fluency follows.Start small
Begin with easy, comfortable topics. Build gradually toward more complex conversations.Use AI tools
ChatGPT’s voice mode lets learners practise speaking and listening without judgment. Just note: voice features need a Plus subscription and are best on mobile.Try mindfulness
A one-minute grounding exercise before class can lower stress for everyone.
What about students?
This conversation gets trickier when you apply it to teaching.
Not all learners drink alcohol. For some, it’s off-limits culturally or religiously. For others, it’s a slippery crutch.
So the question isn’t “Should we use alcohol to build confidence?” - it’s “How do we help students feel confident without it?”
Your job as a teacher is to build a classroom where mistakes are normal. Where risk-taking is safe. Where confidence comes from repetition, support, and shared laughter - not from lager.
Final takeaway: confidence shouldn’t come in a bottle
Yes, the science is fascinating. Yes, reducing anxiety helps learners speak better. But the answer isn’t at the bottom of a glass.
Instead, it’s in the environment we create.
The classrooms we run.
The conversations we support.
And the tools - like breathing, humour, and AI - that help students believe they can speak up.
Because real confidence doesn’t evaporate after the third pint.
It sticks around.
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